Please Take Care To Love Me

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Wedding of Jo and Els

Last Saturday was a wonderful night. I went to the wedding of my friends Jo and Els.

It was just a lovely evening, everybody looked gorgeous, the music was super cool, I danced all night.

Susy Sue and Spammy Sue did a sterling job filming the evening, even though Clarey did get a bit distracted with the breast test game.

I have loads of photos to post but this is the first, the beautiful Salvina de Gesu, Wimbledon's own Saviour of Christ. Life's hard when you can't grip a cocktail glass and I think that this photo captures the moment entirely. Chin up Salvy Sue.

New House

Congratulations!

...on moving into your new house Lou and Huma. I'm so pleased for you both. And the place is a stonker, looks fantastic. I think that my bed room is especially cool!

You just need to install a cat flap for Tink and I, then we'll be all set.

I don't have a photo of your new place, so I posted an archetypal Lou and Abi photo instead. Hehehe! Love you Lou Lou.

My Passion's on Sabbatical

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Greenland Dock

I had to squint when I left the house on Saturday morning. I couldn't believe what a sunny day it was. Still cold as hell and I had to put Vasoline in all the right places but at least my vitamin d deficiency was being reversed and I could even hear the plants photosynthesizing their asses off, poor mites.

...but it was a good day to just walk and follow my chapped nose, so I ended up where my chapped nose always leads me, Greenland Dock.

It was quite quiet, only a few people out and about. I was wrapped up nice and warm with my furry mits, yeah mits. Then this elderly lady in a little boat floats past. She was roughly 300 years old and her life jacket was up around her ears, and only her nose was preventing it from covering her face. She wasn't moving, not even her head, she was just holding the rudder as this boat she was in shot past. It was like some kind of cruel (but very funny) heart health, lower-your-cholesterol margarine ad.

Erm, also went to the pics and saw V for Vendetta - loved it. Watched lots of Will and Grace and did tonnes of sensible and not sensible things.

Office Dares

ONE POINT
-If someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
-Groan out loud 'It's coming!' in the bathroom cubicle.
-Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
-Walk sideways to the photocopier.
-While in the lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
-Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

THREE POINT
-Tell your boss, "I like your style" and shoot with double-barrel fingers.
-In the memo field of all your expense claims, write "for sexual favors".
-In a mtg finish all sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
-Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

FIVE POINT
-For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
-Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "have to do a #2".
-Have coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
-Change your email to "Xena_Warrior_Princess@xxx.com"

Birthday

I had such a great weekend. It was my birthday on Sunday and my friends were just super cute, I felt spoilt rotten, from dinner in Soho, to dancing in Tower Bridge, to lunch in Butlers Wharf.

Weirdest present award goes to Sue for the mug with ‘Sugar Daddy’ written on it. Not sure what planet you live on sometimes lady. The only thing to redeem you was the rubber ducky, I’m sure it will come in hand-y!! Haha!

Wouldn't it be Fun?

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The Most Expensive Ad in the World

...and one of my favourites. I hope to make one as beautiful one day.

Directed by Baz Lurhmann, costumes by Karl Lagerfeld, score by Debussy (Clair De Lune). Two minutes and $12 million but we will never forget "her kiss, her smile, her perfume."